6/12/08

So... I thought this was cute and really clever. You know those days when you are really. irritated. with. your. HUSBAND!!!
I found this on another persons blog, and I thought it put a twist of humor into the annoying habits that each of our husbands may have, even though they are awesome 90% of the time. It certainly helped me to laugh it off. Enjoy!



Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as HALO3 5.0, NintendoDS 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate




DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Xbox360 7.0 or Television 6.1. Please note that Television 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

9 devoted readers:

Tabatha said...

thats so hilarious, hope you don't mind if I post this blog as well. it sure gives you a good laugh!

The Farmer Family said...

Go Palomar ward! Of course I remember you and Nate. It's good to hear from you. This blog is hilarious. I totally relate! So funny about our boys both named Lincoln. Is it getting popular cause I had never met another one and now they are all coming out of the woodworks.

Raadgep Fam said...

OHHHH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! Thats awsome! All I have to say is what did happen to boyfriend? I really wish the husband didnt get ride of the boyfriend qualities!

Jessica said...

Love it! That was so funny and so true!

Michele said...

LOL Funny! So true though. I hope you don't mind me sharing it. Too good not to pass it on.

Richard said...

Now, in Bryan's defense, everyone knew all about his HALO addiction before you two ever got involved. As for the rest, yeah, I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

Brooke said...

Hey- I like the new blog look. Did you do it all yourself? Awesome!

Hazen5 said...

That is Perfect! I need to show it to Rob.

queenieweenie said...

CLASSIC! I love it...thanks for sharing.